A Lesson in Laundry

::Kim walks out with Kenshin music playing in background (which one I’m not sure but it’s the one that kinda starts off with hallelujah! Yeah) With a laundry basket in one hand and a clothes pin holder in the other reaches the line and begins to hand a shirt. Ben walks out with his Gameboy::

Ben: What are you doing?
Kim: Hanging my clothes to dry.
Ben: Why?
Kim: Because it’ll make the house warm if I turn on the dryer.
Ben: Oh

::Ben walks off. Kim continues hanging clothes. The annoying game music announces Ben’s Return::

Ben:Why are all your clothes such dark colors?
Kim: Because I don’t like Pastels…
Ben: Why?
Kim: I just don’t.
Ben: Why do you only have pants and shirts outside where’s your underwear?
Kim::Twitchie eye:: : Because there are lechers in this neighborhood and I would never see my underwear again.
Ben:Oh…

::Ben walks off. Kim continues hanging clothes. Ben Returns::

Ben: So how are you gonna dry your underwear?
Kim: Inside the dryer.
Ben: But I thought you said—
Kim: Look do you want me to put your little Pokemon and Batman underwear out here for all your little friends to see?
Ben:NO!!
Kim: Well then apply that thinking to me.

::Ben thinks::

Ben: You don’t want them to see your Batman and Pokemon underwear?
Kim: Yeah Ben that’s it exactly
Ben: Okay I understand

:: Ben goes off to play Kirby. Kim shakes head. Finishes hanging clothes and walks inside::



For Peter kinda stolen and redone for his site